Holy crap, that made me laugh. xDDD
BEST. THING. EVER>
Mario: Terror of the Mushroom Kingdom. Pillager of Question Boxes. Conquer of Goombas.
I'm confused... yet amused...
If that was so, then, my dear, you have just won an internet. Don't get it wet and don't feed it after midnight.
IS THIS COMEDY?!
Is raping tiem!