RAMBLING, BUT HAS A POINTDavid "Honeyboy" Edwards/Dairy King says:
More boring than a visit to an elderly relative!
More incoherent than the plot to a third grade school play!
So I was trying to sleep this morning, when all of a sudden, I got hit. Not by a book, not by an anvil, but by an idea!
Why, it's THE PLOT IDEA FOR MARIO ZOMBIES!!!
It starts off in a laboratory deep within Dark Land.
Magikoopa has just created a new breed of Troopa.. The ZOMBIE TROOPA!
Using the maximum of his dark magic, he has reanimated the corpse of a regular toopa, much in the sense of a Dry Bones, but.. You know, it's a zombie. Also, this Troopa is freshly dead, not rotted away (yet) to just bones. (Most likely killed for the experiment) That's what made it so difficult to create. BUT WHAT A CREATION.
Able to withstand pain, torture, and most importantly, being stomped, this new monstrosity is seemingly unstoppable. Granted, Bowser is not convinced this is the way to go with